It’s time for another installment of bizarre haunted goods on eBay! In the past, we’ve had a cursed beer sign, a ghostly donkey, and a possessed Elf on the Shelf. Here’s what’s up for grabs this time around. To see a listing, simply click on the bold title. Happy browsing!
Haunted Spray Replicates Plastic Surgery
The Story: Folks who want to change their appearance need only spray this mystery liquid on their face. No need for a doctor!
“It’s like plastic surgery only cheaper and less painful.”
Yours For: $200 or Best Offer
Haunted Clown Head Calls for Sara
The Story: A giant clown head resided in a park before mysteriously appearing in the seller’s yard. The head now speaks in full sentences about someone named Sara.
“I’ve heard it say ‘Sara, your mother isn’t coming this time’ and ‘Sara, don’t play with Bart.’ On August 17 of last year it said ‘Happy Birthday Sara, you’re a big girl now.’
Yours For: $3,500 or Best Offer
Human Souls Priced to Move
The Story: Buy two souls, get another one free.
“A set of souls won by proving an unprovable point. You will receive an authorized letter signed in blood by one (1) human (male or female). After payment is received, you retain the right to release, trade or sell your newly acquired soul.
THIS IS A BUY (2) GET (1) FREE AUCTION.”
Yours For: $25.00 or Best Offer
Haunted Shape Shift Tea
The Story: The entrepreneur behind the plastic surgery spray also has some shape shift tea up for grabs.
“Drink and shape shift. My only one. Do not miss!”
Yours For: $50.00 or Best Offer
Bell Witch Chair Brings Bad Luck
The Story: A chair that once belonged to the ill-fated John Bell of the famous Bell Witch haunting can now bring bad luck to you.
“This will be the THIRD time this chair has been sold EVER. The chair has always been returned to us due to the severe paranormal experiences it brings to anyone that has purchased it. Previous owners have reported seeing full body apparitions, strange smells from sulfa to bacon and eggs cooking, strange noises such as graveled voices to wrapping on the walls, seeing the chair levitate and rock on its own.”
Yours For: $1,000 or Highest Bid Over $500.00
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